Norah is feeling a little under the weather today so she was "taking a tub." Lou was pissed he wasn't allowed in. I had him in his room wrestled to the ground so that I could change his diaper. As I tried frantically to wipe up all the crap, he did a gymnastics move and flipped himself around. Of course he made a beeline for the tub where he proceeded to 1) stand up at the tub and pee, 2) attempt to fling himself in a good six inches of water, and 3) pull down the shower curtain and rod on top of himself. All within about 20 seconds.
Happy hour starts now.