Norah is a witch for Halloween this year. She was supposed to wear her costume to ballet today but in the 4 minutes I had to get her ready, it could not be located (its gotten a lot of wear lately).
She was bummed but wore her Snow White dress instead. When the teachers oohed and awed over her she said in the sweetest possible voice, "I am so happy my mom couldn't find my witch outfit so I could wear this dress instead. That's sarcasm."
Next thing we work on is tone.