Brokedown Parents

Both BVZ and I are currently suffering from bad backs and crooked necks. The culprit? A 14 and a half pound monster who takes up over half the bed. The two of us end up on the very edge of our respective sides since we have to keep pillows and blankets away from her (to protect her from the sids and all...). Plus, she has a mean right hook. Pretty soon we're going to be sleeping on the floor. The room just isn't big enough for a king sized bed, so princess here is getting the boot. And soon.